On
a beautiful day in August 2008
the HOMERs launched into history . . . when
. . .
 ... a state employee asked, "Why are there four workers and only one watcher?" |
 ... Oh my, thinks the state employee, "Even the watcher is working now, what is this state coming to?" |
 ... the director of pointing asked, "Is Phil about to pontificate on the proper launch sequence for canoes?" |  .. the goddess of comfort wondered, "Is George going to kneel and pray for a safe return or sit and hope for the best?" |
 ... a muse of physics queries, "Is Tom really testing the law of expanded stances and if it adds stability to dangerous circumstances?" |  ... a trial judge suggests, "If Radar's hands fit in those gloves, he must be guilty." |
 ... the guru of claims argues, "Does Marty really think he is staking out that Hiawatha Special?" |  ... a natural laws lawyer asks, "Is Radar curious about why his vessel is hopelessly grounded?" |
 ... Bob and George ask each other, "This happens every year, why do we bother to canoe? Why don't we just come here and eat?" |  ... Radar smiles for the camera, but thinks, "Why did the food closet refuse my lunch when I offered it to the homeless?" |
 ... Bacchus asks of the gods, "Is Phil really that happy even when he knows the Clydesdales are miles away?" | |
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